Not quite sure what to bring to your friend’s baby shower? You can’t go wrong with a nice, moist vagina cake. Add a baby head popping out and you might just be the hit of the party!

Let's Start With One of the Best Looking Vagina Cakes Ever

Let's Start With One of the Best Looking Vagina Cakes Ever

From the bloody strawberries and chocolate jimmy pube-stubble to the supple lips and real doll head, this vagina cake truly is best-of-breed. Thye even remembered the butt-hole. Top notch stuff here folks.

Damn! Even Christina Aguilera Had a Vagina Cake at Her Baby Shower.

Damn! Even Christina Aguilera Had a Vagina Cake at Her Baby Shower.

Props to Christina Aguilera’s friends for not just over-achieving with a full-body version of vagina cake but also making it look a lot Christina. Sadly they lost a few realism points with the blond pubes.

This Vagina Cake With Teeth Will Haunt My Dreams Forever

This Vagina Cake With Teeth Will Haunt My Dreams Forever

Let’s pretend we never saw that toothy vagina and focus instead on the solid mound of chocolate jimmy pubes and spectacular balloon-knot.

The Baby Coming Our of This Vagina Cake Has a Full Head of Hair, Just Like His Mom's Muff

The Baby Coming Our of This Vagina Cake Has a Full Head of Hair, Just Like His Mom's Muff

From the pelt of fur for the muff to the massive baby head with a full head of hair, this vagina cake has a lot going for it. Note especially the bloody ooze that suspends the head and the properly-prolapsed bunghole. This would be an A+ if weren’t for the awful yellow frosting.

A Vagina Cake With a Crowning Baby Head is Always a Crowd Pleaser

A Vagina Cake With a Crowning Baby Head is Always a Crowd Pleaser

While this vagina cake scores a few points for the crowning baby head, it’s an anatomical disaster. Is it me or that baby is coming out right where the cleavage should be?

Oh My! Is that a Totally Realistic Fetus Cake?

Oh My! Is that a Totally Realistic Fetus Cake?

I truly want to meet the sick fucker who baked this realistic looking just-born fetus cake… and give ’em massive props! Save me a piece of the ear.

This Hyper-Realistic Vagina Cake Showcases the Beauty of the Vagina

Sometimes You Just Want to Showcase the Beauty of the Vagina

With all the beautifully sculpted frosting on this vagina cake it’s hard to say what type of cake is underneath, but I’m about 90% sure it’s a cream pie.

Vaginas Can't Have all the Fun, Here's a C-section Cake

Vaginas Can't Have all the Fun, Here's a C-section Cake

This C-section baby shower cake with the baby’s arms reaching out can’t help but put a smile on your face. Heck, it even looks like a smiley face!

This is the Most Horrifying Vagina Cake Ever

An Example of a Vagina Cake Nobody Would Eat

At some point a vagina cake can take the marzipan just a little too far. Not only is the C-section too real looking, but what’s with the feet coming out of the vagina? And don’t even get me started with the 70s bush.

BONUS: Vagina Cup Cakes

Vagina Cup Cakes

These beautiful vagina cup cakes let everyone eat their very own vagina, which I’m pretty sure is an awesome thing.

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