The geniuses at Disney can’t stop coming up with new and novel ways to market Star Wars. Scroll down to see the latest Star Wars product-tie ins that you almost can’t believe are real, or step back in time and see some absurd Force Awakens product tie-ins.
Star Wars R2-D2 Dole Cauliflower
Hey, at least they didn’t try to convince you that this was some limited edition R2-D2 cauliflower.
Philips Norelco SW9700 Star Wars Dark Side Shaver
This is actually a pretty cool looking shaver that will attack 3-day stubble, but probably wouldn’t do shit on Mark Hamill’s beard.
Dole Star Wars Cole Slaw
This triumphant Star Wars pose is a perfect match for cabbage mixed with sour cream, vinegar, and sugar.
Samsung POWERbot Darth Vader Vacuum
Got dirty floors? Like Star Wars? This is the perfect thing for you, a robotic Darth Vader vacuum cleaner featuring “20x more suction power” and “fun movie inspired sound effects.”
Samsung POWERbot Storm Trooper Vacuum
Just in case you don’t want Darth Vader cruising around your floor, there’s also Stormtrooper model vacuum cleaner.
Dole C-3PO Star Wars Bananas
What’s golden yellow, about 8 inches long, and curves a tad to the left? Why it’s these C-3PO bananas of course. Yummy.