The geniuses at Disney can’t stop coming up with new and novel ways to market Star Wars. Scroll down to see the latest Star Wars product-tie ins that you almost can’t believe are real, or step back in time and see some absurd Force Awakens product tie-ins.

Star Wars R2-D2 Dole Cauliflower

Star Wars R2-D2 Dole Cauliflower

Hey, at least they didn’t try to convince you that this was some limited edition R2-D2 cauliflower.

Philips Norelco SW9700 Star Wars Dark Side Shaver

This is actually a pretty cool looking shaver that will attack 3-day stubble, but probably wouldn’t do shit on Mark Hamill’s beard.

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Dole Star Wars Cole Slaw

Dole Star Wars Cole Slaw

This triumphant Star Wars pose is a perfect match for cabbage mixed with sour cream, vinegar, and sugar.

Samsung POWERbot Darth Vader Vacuum

Samsung POWERbot Darth Vader Vacuum

Got dirty floors? Like Star Wars? This is the perfect thing for you, a robotic Darth Vader vacuum cleaner featuring “20x more suction power” and “fun movie inspired sound effects.”

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Samsung POWERbot Storm Trooper Vacuum

Samsung POWERbot Storm Trooper Vacuum

Just in case you don’t want Darth Vader cruising around your floor, there’s also Stormtrooper model vacuum cleaner.

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Dole C-3PO Star Wars Bananas

Dole C-3PO Star Wars Bananas

What’s golden yellow, about 8 inches long, and curves a tad to the left? Why it’s these C-3PO bananas of course. Yummy. 

Wilkinson Sword Xtreme 3 Star Wars Razor

Wilkinson Sword Xtreme 3 Star Wars Razor

There is nothing more “extreme” than flexible comfort and 30° pivot — if you’re to believe the packaging experts at Wilkinson Sword UK.

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