I shit you not, straight out of Total Recall, Jasmine Tridevil actually spent $20,000 to have a third breast implanted onto her chest.
Jasmine Tridevil, a Three-Breasted Florida Woman, Dances to Radiohead's "Loser"
Tridevil is a massage therapist from Florida who believes that the surgery, which involved using a portion of her abdomen for the implant, will land her a career as a reality TV star.
Jasmine Tridevil Answers Questions on YouTube About Her Third Breast Implant
Tridevil explains that she had the third breast implanted because she doesn’t want to date anymore. Erm, that make sense to anyone?
Three Breasted Woman Explains How to Get a Job
Claiming to be the expert on just about everything, Jasmine Tridevil’s advice to everyone is to go get a GED and make 50 resumes. Apparently quantity is better than quality.
If you found this all so shocking that you just couldn’t stop staring, you may want to follow Jasmine Tridevil on her YouTube Channel.
UPDATE (09/23/14): According to reports in TMZ and Daily Dot, there is no three-boobed woman. It was all part of an elaborate hoax to benefit from viral exposure in the media. I can’t say I’m surprised.
Jasmine told police that her third boob prosthesis is valued at $5,000, but considering this is all based on an elaborate lie, she is probably lying about that too.