This ice cream parlour has it all: about 50 flavors of ice cream and soft serve, scale models of carnival rides, chairs shaped like animals, and even a fun-house mirror. Unfortunately, they also have more rules than a composition book.
Entrance to the Ice Cream Parlour
The place looks plenty inviting from the outside, despite the inflatable animals hanging from the awning.
24 Flavors of Soft Serve... in Cups Only
Hopefully you don’t like your soft serve in a cone since it’s against the rules.
No Sampling Between 7pm - 9pm, 1 Per Person Only
With all those flavors, there’s a damn good chance you’re going to want a sample. Better choose wisely and time that shit just right.
Please Ask For Assistance For Toppings
Screw that whole self-serve trend. You are not to be trusted with the precious toppings.
$10 Min. on Credit Card Purchase
You know those places that have a minimum credit card purchase that’s higher than the price of every single item, but don’t have a flippin’ ATM? Yeah, exactly.
Please Do Not Stand, Kneel, Rock or Move Chairs
Here’s an idea… put some fragile chairs in front of a museum exhibit that’s designed explicitly for kids. Yeah, that’ll work well.
Please Do Not Touch Mirrors
Good luck with this rule. When was the last time you saw a kid that didn’t touch a fun-house mirror?
Please Do Not Leave Your Children Unattended
Yes, I’ll be sure to supervise the three kids eating ice cream while I fish out my cash and wait for you to make change since you don’t take credit cards for less than $10.
With all the rules inside, it’s no surprise to see this sad statement affixed to the wall outside.
Believe me, I love ice cream enough that I’m willing to follow a few rules to get my hands on some, but this place is just absurd.