However bad you feel about your day, just be happy to know that it’s not as bad as this guy who shit his pants while shopping at Meijer.

What exactly do you do when you are mid-shop and you realize you sharted everywhere and feel the back of your jeans all wet? I guess you aren’t just going to run out and go home. Maybe he should have bought some new pants, but he looks kinda like he shops Big & Tall anyway.