It’s hard to complain about a girl with a beer in her cleavage, but sadly most of these chicks have terrible taste in beer. Hopefully they’ll consider these alternate suggestions next time they nestle a beer between their boobs.

Here's a Girl Drinking a Bud Light Out of Her Friend's Ample Cleavage

Girl Drinking a Bud Light Out of Her Friend's Cleavage

I’m seriously thinking the carpet matches the drapes here, so I’m going to recommend she replace this Bud Light with Ska Brewing True Blonde Ale. It’s just 5% and goes equally great with a salad AND large natural titties.

This Girl's Cleavage is Hugging that Can of Bud Light Mighty Nice

This Girl's Cleavage is Hugging that Can of Bud Light Mighty Nice

This chick looks like she digs some muskie fishing, and she has some nice chest freckles. So, let’s swap out that Bud Light with some New Glarus Brewing Co. Spotted Cow. Just like her, it’s “fun, fruity and satisfying.”

If You Stare at This Neon-Green Bikini Beer-Cleavage for 10 Seconds it Will Turn 3D

If You Stare at This Neon-Green Bikini Beer-Cleavage for 10 Seconds it Will Turn 3D

Any girl wearing that much green probably likes to puff down more than once in a while. Accordingly, I’d pass her a Lagunitas Waldo’s Special Ale on it’s annual 4/20 release date. This 10.79% DIPA and a few tokes of the vape are surely the fastest way to get that top off!

What's Better Than One Girl With a Beer in Her Cleavage?

Two Girls With Beers in Their Cleavage

It took me a few seconds to figure out that the girl on the left is the one who likes to get down. It’d have been much easier if they’d have used some Evil Twin Yin and Yang to let everyone know exactly who’s naughty and who’s nice.

This Buxom Broad is Using Her Massive Cleavage to Open a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

Buxom Broad Using Massive Cleavage to Open a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

These gigantic breasticles seem powerful enough to open almost anything, so I’d love to see her try to pop the cork on a Cantillon Classic Gueuze. Actually, on second thought, that shit’s so good I’d rather not risk spilling any.

This Girl is Using Her Cleavage to Triple-Fist PBR and Miller High Life

This Girl is Using Her Cleavage to Triple-Fist PBR and Miller High Life

Between the PBR, High Life, and shirtless bros, this looks like the beer festival from hell. Let’s replace those swills with some Finch’s Beer Co. Threadless IPA. It’s not only delicious, it might just inspire one of those johnsons behind her to throw on a shirt.

This Double Beer Cleavage Makes Me Want to Go Motorboating Right Now

This Double Beer Cleavage Makes Me Want to Go Motorboating Right Now

It’d probably take about 2 hours of pounding PBRs before these two veteran boozers start making out. Swap in some 18% ABV Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA and they’ll be sucking face before you know it. God bless America!

This Succulent Cleavage Holding a Big-Ass Can of Foster's Might Make You Overlook the Ed Hardy Hat

This Succulent Cleavage Holding a Big-Ass Can of Foster's Might Make You Overlook the Ed Hardy Hat

I have no doubt this delightful cleavage can accommodate a 750ml bottle, so let’s get rid of that Foster’s and slap a Bruery Black Tuesday in there. It’s a surefire leg-spreader at 19.20% ABV, plus the bottle will match that awesome bikini and atrocious hat.

This Girl May Have a Keystone Light in Her Cleavage, But She Also Likes Busch

Beer Cleavage #9

I dig the low cut on that shirt, but this girl’s taste in beer is abysmal. Let’s spice up her style with a few bottles of Lost Abbey Red Poppy Ale. It’s pretty spendy at more than $1.25 an ounce, but that bra tells me she might be worth the extra coin.

No Shit, Here's Kate Upton With a Beer Glass in Her Cleavage

Kate Upton Beer Cleavage

While not quite a “fappening,” it’s really nice to consider the idea of drinking a beer from a glass that’s wedged between Kate Upton’s tits. Actually, I lied. That would definitely be a fappening.

BONUS 1: Here’s a Girl Opening a Beer Bottle With Her Tit

BONUS 2: Here’s another Girl Opening a Beer Bottle With Her Boob

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