Here's the Stokes Family Casually Posing With the 1,000 Pound Alligator They Killed
After an hours-long struggle, the badass Stokes family finally put down the gargantuan gator with a shotgun blast to the head. 2nd Amendment to the rescue!
Alabma Gator On the Truck, Pictured From the Front
At 15 feet long and a whopping 1,011.5 pounds, this catch set a new record for largest alligator legally hunted in Alabama — but I’m sure the Discover Channel can easily fabricate a larger one.
Here's a Close Up of the 1,000 Pound Alabama Gator's Teeth and Mouth
I’d have probably tried to solve this problem with duct tape, but it seems electrical tape is a suitable alternative if you ever need to tape up the jaws of a 1,000 alligator.